Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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