To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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