Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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