they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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