i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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