So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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