So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I checked into jail on foursquare
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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