Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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