She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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