I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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