yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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