ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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