I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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