I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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