i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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