So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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