There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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