I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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