I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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