I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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