How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
