i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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