you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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