I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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