The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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