if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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