dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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