so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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