if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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