i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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