But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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