At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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