Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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