Plan B is the new Plan A
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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