do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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