in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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