no, he came in my armpit
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it's like iHOP with fire
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
