The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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