Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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