Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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