guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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