what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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