seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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