I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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