I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
