Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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