Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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