used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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