8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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