Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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