Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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