Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
They took my balls.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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