So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you never un-have a 4some
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
