OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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