in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
